Published in Weekly Humorist
HOT CHICKEN GELATO
I attempted what my best friend, Blake, called a “risk event.” Some people would call this a ‘Life Pivot.’ Others, specifically law enforcement and lawyers and junk, would call it a bank robbery.
Published in Slackjaw
Ex-Bullpen Catcher Stan Harvey’s Very Legit Advice For Throwing Out A Ceremonial First Pitch
So, you got asked to throw out the ceremonial first pitch on Opening Day and you don’t want to frickin’ blow it…
Published in Weekly Humorist
Honda Days are Over, Now What?
During Honda Days, the world made sense. The showroom was a place people came drunk with hope and enthusiasm. The giant inflatable tube guy was all of us—our own Honda Jesus.