Published in Weekly Humorist
Honda Days are Over, Now What?
During Honda Days, the world made sense. The showroom was a place people came drunk with hope and enthusiasm. The giant inflatable tube guy was all of us—our own Honda Jesus.
Published in Slackjaw
Ex-Bullpen Catcher Stan Harvey’s Very Legit Advice For Throwing Out A Ceremonial First Pitch
So, you got asked to throw out the ceremonial first pitch on Opening Day and you don’t want to frickin’ blow it…